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"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The fate of the emigrant

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Cat box"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Beach con-man.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Desert Island Meals.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Cannonball!'

Bite out of fishing pier.