Adventure Fiction Gifts

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

"Cat box"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'What zip code are we in now?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Beach con-man.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Desert Island Meals.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Cannonball!'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Bite out of fishing pier.