Book Adventure Gifts

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The fate of the emigrant

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Cat box"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Cannonball!'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'