Reading Escapades Gifts

"There's nothing I like more than to curl up with a good book."

Big Bang Theory.

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

Addicted to reading

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

Reading in the rain.

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"No, son, there's no severance package."

Six arms, no waiting.

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

"Just what, may I ask, do you think you're doing, Jennings?"

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'Not now, Lord!'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

Fourplay.

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

"Isn't it great that even with our busy schedules we still make the time to just be together and talk about everything else we should bet getting done?"

Axel, as long as you're going to the kitchen, would you get me a beer? I'm sorry, Lance, but the comic strip code forbids teen wolverines from handling beer

"Daddy has to clear his head for a few minutes before he can deal with 'Babar'."

'It was so romantic. The sun, the sea, the mud.'

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'