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"There's nothing I like more than to curl up with a good book."

Big Bang Theory.

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

Addicted to reading

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

Reading in the rain.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Six arms, no waiting.

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"No, son, there's no severance package."

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Fourplay.

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'Not now, Lord!'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"Just what, may I ask, do you think you're doing, Jennings?"

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

"If my dad asks where we met just say 'on holiday'."

'It was so romantic. The sun, the sea, the mud.'

"You should have told me you needed advice."

"Daddy has to clear his head for a few minutes before he can deal with 'Babar'."

"Isn't it great that even with our busy schedules we still make the time to just be together and talk about everything else we should bet getting done?"