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Desert Island with quicksand.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Screen Time vs Book Time

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Addicted to reading

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Reading room

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

'What luck!'

Book Igloo

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'I'll never forget, it was the day before Newton discovered gravity.'

Mountain escalator.

"Just what, may I ask, do you think you're doing, Jennings?"

'Does that look like your waiter?'

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

Man Readig Paper

Quill helpline

"Shhhh. Mommy just finished a great book and needs a moment to re-adjust to her environment."

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'Help! Culture!'