Book Tour Adventurer Gifts

"Getting the monkey to write the book was easy compared to this book tour."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Bring out yer books!'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Crime in bookshop

"I'm after the history section."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"I read the audio book."

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

Mysteries.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Universe of reading

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Books 'n' Carrots

"It's marzipan pigs."

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Lowbrow Lolita

"I'm still looking, sir?"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Theory of Gravity

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Stephen King: The Bookstore