App Adventurer Prints

"What great free apps you have, grandma!"

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"The app does drain the battery on your phone, but it does come with these jumper cables."

Beta finger app

"Funny you should ask! I was taking a dump and indiscriminately swiping right!"

'Well, I don't know whether I just fed the parking meter, played a song on the jukebox, or turned on my sprinklers at home.'

"You looked bigger online!"

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

"Mom's campfire stories are much better since we got her the Scary Campfire Story app."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Draw your own path."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Bring out yer books!'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Second lifeReal life.

'Arf! Arf!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.