Geo-adventurer Gifts

I love Geography

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

I think you're ace

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Which one is named after me?'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

GM Crops Genie.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Rocket to the Moon

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Travellers

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Well that's certainly new!'

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

Birth of Darth Vader

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

The First Man to Ride the Moon

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.