Geo-adventurer Gifts

I love Geography

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

I think you're ace

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Which one is named after me?'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

We're With Stupid

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

GM Crops Genie.

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Travellers

Rocket to the Moon

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Well that's certainly new!'

Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

Birth of Darth Vader

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

"He only made first four installments."

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.