Wealth Adventurer Prints

'I'm not sure what I'm worth. After the first $700 million, it all got kind of conceptual.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Dow's up!"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

The Day Trader

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'