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'I want enough money to make a really cool fort with hundred dollar bills.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Money Bar.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

What is possible/what is probable.

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."