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Magnate School.

"Where else can you go from the security detail to owning the whole place?"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Money Bar.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Snowing Money.

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend