Wealthy Wonder Gifts

Taxes

'I've got a large disposable income.'

Profit

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Money exchange

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Dept. of the Treasury

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Warren Buffett

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

Snowing Money.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'Your best hedge against a down market is having lots of money.'