Wordplay Wonder Gifts

"That mover you headhunted for me turned out to be a shaker."

Brand names.

"You're supposed to push your envelope from the inside, Conners!"

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

Harmony help wanted: YINS, yangs need not apply.

'Wow... I had no idea you were so homophonophobic.'

Newspaper reads: Which is correct? Su-dock-oo; Su-doo-koo; Su-doe-ku.'

A rebus of the word 'Manifesto'

'I'm stuck in this job!'

'Cricket Hits - By Dumb-Crambo, off his own bat.'

La maze class

"He's Anonymous and I'm Unnamed Source."

"I'm going to get lost in the dessert."

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

"You've got web feet"

"Don't bother her. She's in mourning. Can't you see her flag is at half-staff."

Nil By Mouth Organ

"I don't think you'll be granted a divorce on the basis that you claim you 'misspoke' saying 'I do'.'"

'I was hoping it wouldn't come down to this.'

Can't we at least turn the fiscal cliff into a slope.

Hospitalized intellectuals are ill-literates.

Book jacket, yellowjacket, strait jacket

'Here's your Chef's Surprise, sir- a fine kettle of fish.'

'Bailiff, tell maintenance that I need my bench raised again.'

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

"Would you describe yourself as a bold character?"

"No man is an island."

"Sometimes I feel like a fish out of water."

"Any word on parole?"

Pencil Rubber

Veni Vidi Vidi Too Much

Shows Bundt

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

(H2O H2O H2O)(H2O H2O H2O)(H2O H2O H2O)

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