Wordplay Wizard Gifts

The Sun Comes Out

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

"I understand you're some fancy pants lawyer."

"We got a call about a consultant."

'Merle, do you think we sound stupid when we say 'aaargh'? I mean, it's not really a word, is it?'

"If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am only for myself, what am I? If not now, when?" "This just in" "1. Nobody - 2. A schmuck - 3. Maybe tomorrow."

Rubik's Pube

'Whenever I complained that my feet were killing me, nobody believed me.'

"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."

Corn and Bunion plants.

"Do you mind if I interrupt your train of thought with my stream of consciousness?"

'The ants are, my friend, blowin' in the wind - The ants are a blowin' in the wind...'

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Yeah, I've been in rehub."

A skip full of fools.

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

Various Birds of Pray.

"You have the right to remain silent, you are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars. You have the right to be here. And, whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should."

"It's snail mail. It's written very small I'll read it to you."

Sockeye Salmon.

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

Pharmaceutical Co - Naming Division.

"Oh honey, I'm homo!"

Sock Drawer

"Honey, is Ambergene the name of my cousin's daughter or my sleep medication?"

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

Mine Host.

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'I'll have to think about this...I don't want to make any rash decisions!'

'So far I've got Sacramento Kings, L.A. Kings, Kings of Leon, Kings of Comedy, King of Rock 'n Roll...Have I left anyone out of your trademark infringement suit, sire?'

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

'And this is the sunken living room.'

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

'Actually, that means English as a second language...the elephant singles bar is across the street!'