Wordplay Wonder Pillows

"That mover you headhunted for me turned out to be a shaker."

Brand names.

"You're supposed to push your envelope from the inside, Conners!"

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

Harmony help wanted: YINS, yangs need not apply.

'Wow... I had no idea you were so homophonophobic.'

Newspaper reads: Which is correct? Su-dock-oo; Su-doo-koo; Su-doe-ku.'

A rebus of the word 'Manifesto'

'I'm stuck in this job!'

'Cricket Hits - By Dumb-Crambo, off his own bat.'

"He's Anonymous and I'm Unnamed Source."

"I'm going to get lost in the dessert."

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

"You've got web feet"

Nil By Mouth Organ

"I don't think you'll be granted a divorce on the basis that you claim you 'misspoke' saying 'I do'.'"

'I was hoping it wouldn't come down to this.'

Can't we at least turn the fiscal cliff into a slope.

Hospitalized intellectuals are ill-literates.

Book jacket, yellowjacket, strait jacket

'Here's your Chef's Surprise, sir- a fine kettle of fish.'

'Bailiff, tell maintenance that I need my bench raised again.'

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

"Would you describe yourself as a bold character?"

"No man is an island."

"Sometimes I feel like a fish out of water."

"Any word on parole?"

Pencil Rubber

Veni Vidi Vidi Too Much

Shows Bundt

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

(H2O H2O H2O)(H2O H2O H2O)(H2O H2O H2O)

Godlesszilla

"Nobody wants to join the club scouts."

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."