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'So much for the wild, blue yonder!' (hikers on spotting a TV-watching bear.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'Not that net!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Surf Casting

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Marshmallows

Deer Season Open.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'