Musical Wanderers Pillows

Playing Fetch.

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Late BroomStick

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

German School

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Island of Lost Guys.

Customer Convention

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"My kid could do that."

El Greco

Who are you?

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Ukulelean abduction

Owl Through Time

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."