Museum Wanderers Pillows

'. . . and this is an ancient depiction of a doctor when he had time to make house calls.'

One Week Only! The 100 Greatest Paintings of All Time!

El Greco

Madonna of the Pukes.

'Not that net!'

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Mr. Right!"

bird interprets modern art

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Diego Velasquez

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Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Art Gallery.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

German School

The sunglasses.