Museum Wanderers Pillows

'. . . and this is an ancient depiction of a doctor when he had time to make house calls.'

One Week Only! The 100 Greatest Paintings of All Time!

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.

El Greco

Madonna of the Pukes.

'Not that net!'

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Mr. Right!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

bird interprets modern art

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Art Gallery.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

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"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Diego Velasquez

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

German School