Festival Wanderer T-Shirts

'I think we've blagged our way into the wrong festival.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Meet the scribe"

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Bacchus.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Clown Face Painting

Dancing at the Clubs.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

German School

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Earth Mother

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

"I read 'Art News.'"

"My kid could do that."

"Spaghetti Rave"

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.