Festival Wanderer Gifts

'I think we've blagged our way into the wrong festival.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Cariactures

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Bacchus.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Chano Pozo,

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Clown Face Painting

Dancing at the Clubs.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

German School

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Earth Mother

"My kid could do that."

Cavemen Exhibit

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"