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"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Couple of Pikeys.

Guy in gym

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

...Shares can go up as well as down.

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

The Bullish World

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Church: Open Sundays

"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."

What goes up...

Woke and wonderful

'I seem to have lost my reason for buying stocks.'

Right way

You are everywhere.

el doctor

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

Help! Bought IPOs with IOUs.

"The gods really love tight buns."

Stock Market Adventure

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

"After all O'Shaunessy, this is Wall Street."

'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

The First Family

'One more yippeee-ki-yi from Roy Rogers back there,and i'm putting a hoof through that guitar.'