Walk Of Fame Wanderer Pillows

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Couple of Pikeys.

Guy in gym

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

...Shares can go up as well as down.

Church: Open Sundays

The Bullish World

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

Right way

You are everywhere.

Woke and wonderful

What goes up...

'I seem to have lost my reason for buying stocks.'

el doctor

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

Help! Bought IPOs with IOUs.

"The gods really love tight buns."

Stock Market Adventure

'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

The First Family

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In