Theatrical Wanderer Pillows

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

German School

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"I read 'Art News.'"

Questions

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"My kid could do that."

Who are you?

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

Cavemen Exhibit

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse