Theatrical Wanderer Gifts

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

German School

Questions

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"I read 'Art News.'"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"My kid could do that."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Who are you?

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"