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"I'm not quite sure what the artist is trying to say here!"

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Meet the scribe"

"I think he was a celebrity."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Mr. Right!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

bird interprets modern art

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

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'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Art Gallery.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

German School

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"That must be the artist over there."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

The sunglasses.

"My kid could do that."

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."