Art Museum Wanderer Mugs

"I'm not quite sure what the artist is trying to say here!"

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Mr. Right!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

bird interprets modern art

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Art Gallery.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

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"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

German School

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

The sunglasses.

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"That must be the artist over there."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

"My kid could do that."

Cavemen Exhibit