Gallery Exploring Gifts

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think he was a celebrity."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Culture Saturday

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Rodin's Browser

The Rise of Modern Art

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Art Gallery.

The Cremaster Cycle

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Sun Flower.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"That must be the artist over there."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Private Viewing

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

'You're no Pollock.'

"It's a great work!"