Strolling Gifts

Morning Procrastination

'What a Beautiful Morning.' - 'Thank you.'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Caution dry paint!

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Snow flake

Twenty-first century baby walker

Dog walking Human.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Tourists and their Pets.

Country Bumpkin.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .