Romantic Walker T-Shirts

"These chilly autumn afternoons remind me of what a witch you can be."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Mr. Punch in Venice

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Cosmonaut

Advanced footsie

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Barman In Love.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"Isn't this fun?"

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."