Romantic Warrior T-Shirts

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Valentine Vaccines

Wedding of General Phil Sheridan

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Bear Costume

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Cosmonaut

Advanced footsie

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Cake Escape

Barman In Love.

Woman looking into a mirror

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Lord Byron

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation