Romance Warrior T-Shirts

'Then he had the nerve to say he likes plump women!'

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

I only have eyes for you

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Soldier armed with a pen.

Saving a Heart

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Love

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

Champagne Bubble

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Dialogue about the relationship.

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

You're my Venus

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

The Tunnel Of Love

Love Birds love snuggles

Words of Love