Romance Warrior Pillows

'Then he had the nerve to say he likes plump women!'

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

I only have eyes for you

Klimt Kiss Phones

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Saving a Heart

Soldier armed with a pen.

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Love

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Champagne Bubble

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

You're my Venus

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Love Birds love snuggles

The Tunnel Of Love