Love-wounded Warrior Pillows

Love is a many splinted thing....

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Woman looking into a mirror

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

Valentine Vaccines

Big slipper.

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

Burn out

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

William Tell Executions.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"Not on my watch..."

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

'Recently my wife and I have had a row of these down the middle of the bed!'

'So we meet again...'

Karate School.

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

Facing Covid with love

Two hearts arguing.

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

"I now declare a thumb war."

"Clear!"