Love-wounded Warrior T-Shirts

Love is a many splinted thing....

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Woman looking into a mirror

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

Valentine Vaccines

Big slipper.

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

Burn out

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

William Tell Executions.

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

"Not on my watch..."

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

'So we meet again...'

'Recently my wife and I have had a row of these down the middle of the bed!'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

Karate School.

Two hearts arguing.

"I now declare a thumb war."

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

Facing Covid with love