Romantic Warrior Gifts

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Valentine Vaccines

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Wedding of General Phil Sheridan

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Bear Costume

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Lord Byron

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Woman looking into a mirror

Barman In Love.

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"