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"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Love linked

Paint pots in love

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love Conquers All

Saving a Heart

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Missing You.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."