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"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

Saving a Heart

Love linked

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Paint pots in love

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love Conquers All

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."