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Man proposes holding a balloon.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"He was a very good boy."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Myths and legends...

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Zorro as a child.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Bigfoot tracks...

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Scotsman in the bath...

The next damn Batman.

Best friends without borders.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

William Tell's Other Four Children

Grumpy old merry men.