Heroic Lover Mugs

Man proposes holding a balloon.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"He was a very good boy."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Scotsman in the bath...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Best friends without borders.

The next damn Batman.

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

William Tell's Other Four Children

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Grumpy old merry men.