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Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Local Knowledge

Holiday time.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Try me/try me/try me...

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Don't even think about it."

The High Line at Giza

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Feeling for shells

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Child with doll in the sea

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

We need a longer selfie stick.

High tide.

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Replacement Lighthouse

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Greg, where do you think you're going?!"

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

The Puffin Restaurant: Today's special - regurgitated sand eels

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

"It's a working lunch."

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

Rooster practices for sunrise

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle