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'Oh no, more medical waste, what's this beach coming to!'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Desert Island Meals.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Crab with a clown face.

'I blame global warming!'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Exit only.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Beer Parasol.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."