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"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."

"Fish can read?"

Zorba the Greek.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

"Let me take another without the tail wag – more dignified."

"It's so beautiful. Almost makes you forget that at any moment a gamma ray burst could obliterate us all."

"What do you think of my new ad? Looking for long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, lots of cuddling, not a sports person." "So you're looking for a woman?"

Single-white-eunuch seeking single lady who enjoys movies, walks on the beach, long talks, and that's it.

Desert Island Dating.

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

"Maybe marriage is what I need, Gregorio. Sometiems I wonder if I'm living my life for other people...instead of living life for myself."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Beach Barbecue

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"