Sea Voyage Enthusiast Pillows

'But Sir we are still in port...'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Romance on the Yacht

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Revenge had come.

Ever Given

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Really Early Vikings

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."