Silent Traveler Pillows

Window seat please. Chatting or no chatting?

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Welcome Ghost.

Mad For It

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

"Avoid hungry bears."

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

"How much for just the ring?"

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."

Farewell to the travellers

Confessions on a plane.

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

In Case of Emergency

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Commuting bishop uses crook to hold on to tube train strap.