Silent Traveler Pillows

Window seat please. Chatting or no chatting?

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Welcome Ghost.

Mad For It

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"They're on a silent retreat."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Avoid hungry bears."

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."

"How much for just the ring?"

Farewell to the travellers

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

In Case of Emergency

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

Confessions on a plane.

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'