Tune-loving Traveler Pillows

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Musical genres

Musical Bicycle.

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Must be one of those underground bands.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Two musicians

"You definately have a musical ear"

Singing Doctor

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Predatory Pianos.

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

B flat

'If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one.'

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'