Tune-loving Foodie Pillows

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Covid Music

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Complex Carbohydrates

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"Music has doubled my income..."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

Violinist plays stringy cheese

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Must be one of those underground bands.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."