Tune-loving Foodie Prints

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Covid Music

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Complex Carbohydrates

"Music has doubled my income..."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

Violinist plays stringy cheese

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Must be one of those underground bands.

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."