Devout Traveler Gifts

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'It must be the dead sea.'

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Baby squirrel & Berries

Safari.

Welcome Ghost.

Mass Travel

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Mad For It

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"It's marzipan pigs."

Hotel Room

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Are we there yet?!'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'