Soulful Songster Gifts

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

'It needs more soul.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Non-Denominational Carols

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Blues artis's daily list

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Drunken singers in a public house

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

Thomas Dorsey.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Subway Chanteys

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

Cut it Sister

"I like sad songs."

Seven dwarfs sing at bus stop in the pouring rain, to the annoyance of another commuter.

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

'All day I faced the barren waste without a taste of water... cool... clear...'

'Got the blues so bad...'

Musician

"You can always learn to yodel like the rest of us!"