Soulful Saxophonist Gifts

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Boptimism

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Radiator jazz player

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Six jazz instruments.

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

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In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Double Saxophone

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"No, son. Let him finish."

Red hot little combo

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'...and on Bass...'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Musical Pipe

Angus McKinnon Young

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Man playing bum-note.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone